the unholy offspring of lightning and death itself

corgisandboobs:

I shall not rest until I have wrestled this little bear puppy.

tehnakki:

anachronistique:

allofthefeelings:

unwinona:

alphalewolf:

You know, for a crazy homeless person, he’s pretty cut.

Can we please take a moment to appreciate how intensely Thor is trying to figure out what the fuck jeans are.

I would watch an entire movie of Thor trying to figure out jeans.

Thor 2 could be all about him progressing to putting on tuxedo.

“These pockets! So many! VERILY, MOST PLEASING!”

“And this material! So coarse and yet of such a fine weave!  Truly the work of magic!”

octemberfirst:

abqandnotu:

merosse:

TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATORS: THE CASE OF THE LARGE STRAWBERRY

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE

“HAVE YOU TRIED BALANCING ON IT”
“YES OF COURSE I TRIED BALANCING ON IT JENKINS THIS IS NOT MY FIRST DAY AS A TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATOR” 

archiemcphee:

Cats are expert sleepers. They certainly take a lot of time to practice. The average domestic cat spends around 16 hours each day sleeping. Wild cats sleep even more, between 16 to 20 hours a day. BuzzFeed assembled an awesome collection of photos of cats sleeping in an impressive array of awkward positions. These are our favourites.

Head over to BuzzFeed for individual photo source credits and to see the rest of the collection of snoozing kitties.

It’s Sleep Sound Day on Geyser of Awesome!

mentalalchemy:

colour-me-softly:

queerlittlelady:

Oh my god my heart actually exploded from this happiness.

omg that is just… i cant even…. wow

that last one got me